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  Please allow me to introduce myself...

  by Olin Moyles Ghost in

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  i'm a man of neither wealth nor taste (my apologies to messrs. jagger, richards, et al.

  anyway, i have lurked here off-and-on for a while.

  as i stated a couple of days ago, i am impressed with the level of knowledge of many of the posters on this board.

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  Hi OMG,

  Was Chuck Russell pleased with his masonic pyramid grave stone and does the judge miss his palatial pad in San Diego or has he got a better reward up there with the heavenly host.Do they both like the way the New World Soc. has developed ?

  So many questions ; do they serve spirits over on the other side,? I know how bro. Rutherford loved to imbibe with his frequent little tipples?

  One more, does the Judge miss his Cadillacs or has he been awarded his own super duper flaming chariot, you know ,so that he can commute easily between Brooklyn and the eternal throne on high? Tell him we don't need wind up granmaphones any longer because we have the internet now from which we derive the truth.

  OMG, if you are busy right now the answers will wait awhile,oh! one more thing is JR planning on publishing any new heavenly books?
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  WHAT GENETIC DEFECTS WAS NOAH CARRYING IN HIS GENES?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  Hillbilly,

  The poop disposal is easily explained ,Noah had the use of Nellie the elephants trunk which was frequently dipped in the rising tide and then whoosh ! it sprayed every nook and cranny of the ark.It was so efficient Mrs Noah had to get a new pair of seal skin wellies (WELLIES as in wellington boots) Seals weren't very happy about it though being the only pair on board.

  As for the gays that is not so easily explained,maybe during the weekly arktower talk Noah told the animals who were on the other bus to get their preferances changed or there would be no zoos to visit in the future. He really read the riot act to his offspring and told his sons that it was ok to fancy their sisters because the variety concerts were being fazed out for the forseeable future due to the overwhelming cases of buriels at sea that were taking place outside of the ark.

  I know for a fact that Noah really fancied Mrs Noah in those galloshers.Because when the ark hit a rat (it's in the book) Noah was heard to say to Lady Noah "did you feel the earth move wow!" To which Mrs Noah replied are you still pleased to see me or is that a bull whip in your pocket.
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  Even active witnesses think this is way over the top.....

  by yourmomma in

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  there were gasps after watching this.

  i heard the anti college talks at the dc this year, and while many people i know didnt agree with them, this following video stunned many of them.

  there are many people on this forum, many have gotten to where they are many different ways.

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  edmond dantes

  Suppose this guy giving the talk has a real problem and needs desperate help and then asks for help from the only person who can fix it and the potential helper says "sorry mate I can't help I stopped learning about your condition half way through the course."

  Moral of the story is don't let JW's be your religious advisors.
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  New Aussie Blood card released last night= It will make you sick! Shocking!

  by Witness 007 in

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  my wife was invited by her cousin to come back to the meeting on tuesday since she had not been to one for over a year.

  the reason?

  "there's going to be a special anouncement regarding blood for all publishers, you should come!!

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  I remember the words of Jesus clearly " verily I say unto you ,unless you graduate from medical school you will in no way inherit everlasting life". The translation "The meek shall inherit the earth" should now read ( NWT style) "the medic shall inherit the earth".

  Can you imagine explaining all this crazy nonsense to a newly interested bible study.It just gets more and more bizarre ,it's as if the lunatics have taken over the assylum.They will have them signing a sixty page contract next before anyone is baptised and be asked in the water ,"have you signed? ; close your eyes we are now going to dunk you."
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  Please allow me to introduce myself...

  by Olin Moyles Ghost in

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  i'm a man of neither wealth nor taste (my apologies to messrs. jagger, richards, et al.

  anyway, i have lurked here off-and-on for a while.

  as i stated a couple of days ago, i am impressed with the level of knowledge of many of the posters on this board.

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  OMG welcome a thousand times welcome .I'm fond of a good ghost story . Have you been on the other side long and if so have you met the ghosts of bro. Homor Knorr or bro. Freddy Franz,The Judge, Charlie Russel etc. or perhaps they didn't quite make it to the other side.
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  WHAT GENETIC DEFECTS WAS NOAH CARRYING IN HIS GENES?

  by badboy in

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  I don't think it has been revealed to us through the New World Soc. but his mother new what it was because she took one look at him when he was born and said Oh no! argh ,hence the name Noah.

  I won't say he was an ugly baby but when he was born his mother slapped the midwife.
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  Ark animals gay?

  by edmond dantes in

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  i have been pondering again.suppose by the law of averages some of the two by twos that went up into the ark were more fond of the same sex .surely that would mean that some of the creatures that noah prodded up the gang plank must have died out and were lost forever ?.

  also, only having two of each kind survive the flood would mean, by the law of averages , that many of the animals we have today should not be here if the bible account is true if some the animals were gay.. do you understand my meaning?

  so what i am saying is ,did noah only take on board those animals that he knew were straight and did he watch the animal activities first before it started raining just to make sure?.

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  All that I am saying is, and it is a scientific fact that there is such a thing as animal homosexual activity as shown in National Geographic.It's a fact of nature therefore some of the the animals in the ark must have engaged in non reproductive sex making the odds on certain species survival precarious.
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  What has happened to your human decency?

  by multifarious in

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  i am new here and i have been reading a lot of stuff on this board.

  my parent's are both jws, i am still active and still believe i have the truth.

  i consider myself a moral person.

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  When all is said and done some people reading the comments about the dead person in the canal might think what a lot of heartless morons but I bet everyone who has commented about it who if they had been there when the guy went into the water would have tried to save him.

  The difference is that the average JW would not have even contributed to the cost of life belts along the canal etc. or any other so called worldly efforts whereas most decent worldly people try to help in variable charitable ways to help unfortunate people when they are able.
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  Ark animals gay?

  by edmond dantes in

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  i have been pondering again.suppose by the law of averages some of the two by twos that went up into the ark were more fond of the same sex .surely that would mean that some of the creatures that noah prodded up the gang plank must have died out and were lost forever ?.

  also, only having two of each kind survive the flood would mean, by the law of averages , that many of the animals we have today should not be here if the bible account is true if some the animals were gay.. do you understand my meaning?

  so what i am saying is ,did noah only take on board those animals that he knew were straight and did he watch the animal activities first before it started raining just to make sure?.

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  edmond dantes

  Greetings,

  I have been pondering again.Suppose by the law of averages some of the two by twos that went up into the ark were more fond of the same sex .Surely that would mean that some of the creatures that Noah prodded up the gang plank must have died out and were lost forever ?

  Also, only having two of each kind survive the flood would mean, by the law of averages , that many of the animals we have today should not be here if the Bible account is true if some the animals were gay.

  Do you understand my meaning? So what I am saying is ,did Noah only take on board those animals that he knew were straight and did he watch the animal activities first before it started raining just to make sure?

  Am I on the wrong track here or could there have been a gay lion ,a gay elephant even.Where would a gay giraffe fit in?
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  THE UNKNOWN BETHEL APOSTATE

  by badboy in

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  do you believe there is one?

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  edmond dantes

  They seek him here they seek him there that damned evil elusive apostate third column infitrating bar steward.

  Please contact us at the usual place at the usual time and we will read what you have written and swallow it .Don't forget Hanando's Hideaway knock three times and whisper low that you and I were sent by Joe.

  Or it might be the naughty lady of shady lane who has the town in a whirl.